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Q. How can you tell if
Michael Jackson has company?
Q. What's the difference between Neil
Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone
call to Boyz-2-Men? Q. What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? Q. Why does Hillary want to have sex with
Bill Clinton first thing in the morning? Q. What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex? Q. Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky
turned Republican? Q. How come Mike Tyson’s eye's water
during sex? Q. What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for
dinner every night? Q. Why can't the government put Magic
Johnson on a stamp? Q. What's the difference between
Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson? Q. What's white and sticky and found on
the bathroom wall? Q. What do you call a man with a blackhead
on his dick? Q. What's the difference between George
Michael and a microwave oven? Q. How does Michael Jackson
know its time for bed? Q. What's the difference
between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? Q. How did Helen Keller's mother punish
her? Q. What did Helen Keller do when she fell
down the well? Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with
one hand? Q. Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Q. What did Helen Keller's parents do to
punish her for swearing? Q. Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the
saxophone? Q. Do you know why Monica got a stain on
her dress? Q. What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael
Jackson have in common? Q. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex
with Bill Clinton?" Q. What's green and smells like Monica
Lewinsky? Q. What does McDonald's and Michael
Jackson have in common? Q. What does Bill Clinton and a country
folk dancer have in common? Q. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog
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