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Haven't
you ever had the urge to loose control when ordering that burrito or
burger and drink combo?
1. Ask for last months specials.
2. Place your order in three different languages if you don't know any,
make them up.
3. When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired.
4. Order a whopper from McDonalds, when they say they don't have
whoppers insist that they do. If they still argue demand to see a
manager then when you talk to them order a normal meal and say i don't
know what's up with kids these days.
5. Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.
6. When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy hour on draft
beer.
7. In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while
ordering in drive through.
8. Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order.
9. Go through the drive through in reverse, again.
10. Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get
jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires.
11. Check oil in drive through, possibly touch up the windscreen with
some glass cleaner.
12. Walk up to drive through window with hands in the air like your
holding onto a steering wheel.
13. Go through drive through and ask for directions to the place you're
at.
14. Go through drive through naked, excluding the rabbit slippers of
course!
15. Go inside and ask in a load voice if they got rid of the Ebola
problems they've been having
16. Argue with your passenger (that's not there) and continue until you
pay.
17. When they ask if that will be all tell them to hold on, your dog
won't make up his mind.
18. After eating half your meal return it and say you got the wrong
thing and ask for a refund.
19. As you're pulling away and they say "Have a nice day!" (with that
retarded smile) put the car in reverse and ask them what the hell that's
supposed to mean.
20. Order something from one fast food place then go to another drive
through when they give you your food take one bite and say "No thank you
this tastes better (pointing to bag from other place), may i have my
money back."
21. Play name that tune with person taking the order.
22. Pretend your deaf and order in sign language.
23. Go
through Taco Bell order the 7 layer burrito. When they repeat your order
ask if each layer of the burrito is sold separately.
24. When they ask how you are today proceed by telling them about your
diarrhea problems, most likely due to the burger you bought from them
yesterday and the day before that.
25. Go through a drive through after they tell you to pull to the window
drive past it and go inside to get your order. |
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