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Perhaps one of the most
interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word
"fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can
describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls
into many grammatical categories.
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It can be used as a
verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was
fucked by John).
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It can be an action
verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't
give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as
a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
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It can also be used as
an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck!
I'm late for my date with Mary).
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It can even be used as
a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are
very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside
from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations...
Greetings "How the
fuck are ya?"
Fraud "I got
fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck
it!"
Trouble "I guess
I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK
YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck me."
Confusion "What the
fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't
understand this fucking business!"
Despair "Fucked
again..."
Pleasure "I fucking
couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the
fuck is going on here?"
Lost "Where the
fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING
BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your
fucking ass!"
Denial "I didn't
fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know
fuck all about it."
Apathy "Who
really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the
fuck are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the
fuck are you?"
Panic "Let's get
the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck
off."
Disbelief "How the
fuck did you do that?"
It can be used in an
anatomical description- "He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell
time- "It's five fucking thirty."
It can be used in
business- "How did I wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal-
"Mother fucker."
It can be political- "Fuck
Dan Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was
that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all
this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real
fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking
find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to
fucking roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman
drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot
could understand that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking
look like her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you
work that out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the
fucking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its
fucking there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its
gonna fucking rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking
showers my ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade
like I need a fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
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